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Girlfriend:
And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend:
Dead Sure! I checked the whole list
again yesterday.
Waiter:
Would you like your coffee black?
Customer:
What other colors do you have?
Teacher:
Now, children, if I saw a man
beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing
Student:
Brotherly love.
Teacher:
Now, Sam, tell me frankly do
you say prayers before eating?
Sam :
No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a
good cook.
Manager:
Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't
need much help.
Job Applicant:
That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You
see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
Dad:
Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son:
Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports
car around it.
Teacher:
Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Desmond:
No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Diner:
I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter:
It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Diner:
You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter:
Well, you don't expect to walk there, do
you?
Husband:
U know, wife, our son got his brain from
me.
Wife:
I think he did, I've still got mine with
me!
Man:
Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer:
Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
Father:
Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son:That's
why I say she's no good!
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